*texting something funny to a friend hoping that it will be screenshotted and put on a social network site*

"I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text"
- (via latelycravingmore)

(via date)

aduhm:

reblog if u a lil ugly

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marshmallowviscera:

people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”

yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST

like

fuck flying cars, guys

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ebuddies:

a series of unfortunate eyebrows

(Source: ebunnies, via orga5rn)